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In reference to my other question about know it alls? The know it all is my husband. Tonight it was an argument about adult acne. I was looking at our doc's covered by our insurance and I seen that dermatologists are covered... So I said I need to go see one and he said why? I said because I have adult acne and you're supposed to go to a dermatologist to get it cleared up..... There IS a difference between acne and adult acne... ANYWAYS, he started arguing with me! It's like this about anything lol. Usually I get mad and stop talking or tell him to shut up, but what are some ways just to get revenge lol?

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When he is asleep put a pot of warm water on a table beside him and put his hand in it and let him piss himself oh no not a good idea if you sleep in the same bed. but try this if you just want to prank him when he is asleep put shaving cream in his hand and then tickle his nose until he puts his hand on his face oldie but a goodie. LMAO I still love thoes too pranks but idk if thats what your looking for or not.
Reply:put itching powder in his underwear and Nair in his shampoo bottle





if all else fails, threaten to go Lorena Bobbit on him
Reply:IF U FIGHT ABOUT THIS....WHAT ABOUT FLEAS?
Reply:Ask him why he thinks he knows so much. Tell him anyone that thinks they know everything are always crazy......Girl I done got mad. Your right he's wrong I read your other question too. I wouldn't take it!!! lol


I can't stand a know it all. Revenge. Stop having sex with him when he ask why tell him to grow up and stop thinking he know everything 1st..........


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Reply:When he needs to go to the doctor set up his appoinment for him @ the OBGYN's office
Reply:1. I WOULD EXCHANGE GOOD BATTERIES FOR BAD BATTERIES ON THE REMOTE CONTROL BEFORE HE WATCHES HIS FAV. SHOWS.


2. START CRYING IN FRONT OF ALL OF HIS FRIENDS ABOUT AN ARGUMENT.


3. PLAY STUPID ABOUT EVERYTHING, ESP.SOME IMPORTANT QUESTION HE HAS.





IF YOU SEEK REVENGE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE WILL PROBALY BE A RETALIATION, BECAREFUL NOT TO GET TO CHILDISH AND GET INTO A REAL BAD ARGUMENT.


OTHERWISE GOOD LUCK--LOL!!
Reply:My suggestion is that whatever your husband said in future just take it as info cos the final person to make decision is yourself. If you think no point arguing just let him be.


Women alway have a bigger heart then men, so just be patient with them. As long as you make know to him what you want to do, just go ahead with his suggestion if it is good or your own ideas.


Bare in mind that revenge can never solve problems, instead it add on and on and on.....(small bomb will accummulate into big bomb), so dont even think about it. Be Cool!
Reply:Sounds like a "value" problem. He don't value your opinion very much. We need to try for a 50-50 balance between husband and wife. It may not always be that way, may be a 60-40 then 40-60 as we balance back and forth. My suggestion is ,try to communicate on a more better level , both should try to "understand" the other persons point of view and you. (Whats the reason he/she answers like this) This will help to work towards the 50-50 balance although you may never be a perfect 50-50, it will help.
Reply:You want revenge? Why did you marry this person? You can watch the fights on t.v. anytime, they even have classic boxing matches on channels. You need to start over and consider what you want out of life (it appears now just wasting time on emotions and stress). A fight a night or some sense of being? When you get mad what does that do? Does the other person score a point? When you don't communicate, how does that enrich the relationship (in your case, the lack of a meaningful relationship)? Is that five points? How can you lol about fighting about everything? You need to get revenge on yourself by putting yourself in this situation. A life would be reasonable at least in this case.
Reply:I agree with Medusa, itching powder in undies??? Nair in shampoo??? AWESOME!!! unless you have a prob. with bald dudes, and guys scratching their stuff all the time, LMFAO!!! where can you get itching powder anyways, huh??? IDK!!!

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